My avatar's name is Ava Donja of Silk and Stone.
The other me writes general market romance. I play World of Warcraft. This is where I make two parts of my life merge in sensual fantasy romance novellas.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Worst Movies Ever

So I misunderstood the bloghop from Alex J Cavanaugh last time. It was actually a blogfest which I'm figuring out now.
This one is for the worst movies ever. I think I'm on track now. :) Bear with me. Below, in no particular order, are some movies that sucked the life out of me. I decided to stop at 10.
  1. Boxing Helena -- I watched this in high school at a party after it was recommended as something 'really weird.' Yep. The cover implies something sexy. Nope. Although Julian Sands is pretty amazing.
  2. Junior -- Arnold Schwarzenegger has a baby. Need I say more? Emma Thompson probably wakes up screaming still at the memory.
  3. Black Moon -- This was free on demand. I watched almost the whole thing in a daze, not sure if I just was not smart enough to get it or if it was really freaky. I still haven't decided.
  4. Ballistic -- Although I am a fan of all things Antonio Banderas, the only value in this movie was the exploding helicopters.
  5. Ishtar --
  6. Cadyshack -- I know, I know... it's a classic. But it's just really stupid. I don't think it's possible for me to be drunk enough to enjoy it. Besides, Rodney Dangerfield creeps me out.
  7. Jabberwocky -- Though I love most Monty Python endeavors, this just was bad. I love the poem though.
  8. Tank Girl -- I know, I'm a nerd and should appreciate it properly. I don't. I'm sorry if I let you down.
  9. Micheal -- John Travolta as a slovenly arch angel. Need I say more?
  10. Embrace the Vampire -- Alyssa Milano topless, virginal, and extremely horny. this movie could have been good in a soft porn way if the vampire had been a little attractive
Looking forward to seeing the rest of the participant's lists.


Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Wow, I'd forgotten about Boxing Helena! Awful flick.
Thanks for participating in the blogfest.

baygirl32 said...

The only one I saw was Junior - awful

Elizabeth Mueller said...

I just thought of Boxing Helena a few days ago and my memory served me as you've described it here. Yes, very weird!


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Caledonia Lass said...

OMG Tank Girl made someone's list! Woohoo! Sorry, got all worked up there. I have to shamefully admit that my ex-husband was an extra in that movie. I only watch it to see his dead body ... did I just say that out loud? :D
Nice to meet you! I play WoW as well! I have a Draenai Shammy that I adore. Her name is Lanthala. Love meeting new people especially if they play WoW!

Jennie Bailey said...

Junior WAS bad. What about TWINS?? I forgot about that one too! Oh, there are some good ones on this list.

Pat Hatt said...

Forgot about Junior, yes that was one big pile of steamy crap.

Dave said...

I love Jabberwocky!

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