I am so bummed Blizzard got the memo before me. They found out that girls play WoW and started developing romantic story lines. I did not feel threatened when Aggra asked Thrall to suck her tusks and he agreed because, hey, they're orcs. Orcs aren't hot (based on my standards of beauty. If you think they're hot, bully for you).
But then there's this whole Leyara story line. And my loading screen today had a WoW romance cover-esque illustration for the short story about Tyrande Whisperwind (which sounds like a name out of Pixie Hollow -- no, that's not fair. I'm just being snarky.). The good news is there's no sexual tension.
Just for fun, I've helped Blizzard along by editing the jpeg to look more appropriate for the romance genre.
BTW, for this cover to work she needs more cleavage.
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This is great. You should check out http://worldoflongmire.com/features/romance_novels/ -- totally funny.
Your blog looks interesting. Glad to find you.
Can't find where to add myself as a follower.
I will check that out.
I see the problem -- there's a follower section but no way to add other than email. Hmmmm...
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