My avatar's name is Ava Donja of Silk and Stone.
The other me writes general market romance. I play World of Warcraft. This is where I make two parts of my life merge in sensual fantasy romance novellas.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

You Know You Play WoW Too Much When:

  1. You go to excuse yourself from a work meeting and, instead of saying you're heading to the restroom, just say, "bio."
  2. You've never actually met your best friends.
  3. You ditch important, rl obligations (or things that other people would enjoy) because your guild has something scheduled.
  4. Your dreams include broadcasts and/or are in third person view.
  5. Occasionally you think it's a good idea to take those 2-3 steps down with a running jump, flapping your arms out to the sides.
  6. You no longer have even a little bit of a tan line.
  7. Putting on pants has become an inconvenience.
  8. You have the urge to press 'control' when you're speaking on the phone.
  9. You / before you type anything.
  10. You laugh when you see the tip of the day about taking things in moderation.

Feel free to suggest more. :)


vuhdouts said...

When the microwave dings, you say "Grats"

Erin Kane Spock said...

As a teacher you use leveling, raiding, and gearing analogies when to get through to your middle school students.